Macdeath

This is my spoof on Shakespeare's Macbeth(bits and pieces of it at least). We have the text for English in school, and my friends and I thought it would be really cool to spoof it. :)

ACT I, SCENE IV

Duncan: Macdeath, old boy, I've got a topping idea. I am going to reward you for your wonderful loyalty to me. I'm going to make you, wait for it...

(Drum roll sounds)

Macdeath(Aside): Heir apparent at last! Muahahahaha

Duncan: The Thane of Cawdor! How 'bout that?

(Macdeath's jaw drops)

Duncan continues, pleased: And I've got an even better treat for you!

Macdeath(Aside): Heir apparent! Tell me quickly!

Duncan: I'm going to visit your house as a guest for a few days! How about that for a treat?

(Macdeath faints)